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dennys:

termsofenragement:

dennys:

Relationship status: Breakfast

It’s two thirty in the afternoon.

When we’re together time doesn’t exist.

tonystarktastic:

i-ll-be-mother:

Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?

It is. And I’ve seen his replies to people and just…he confirmed on Twitter that he runs that fucking facebook and I’m like “YOU!”

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t ask you about your childhood and why you are the way that you are

don’t date anyone who won’t work to understand and accept those things

Facts

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

huskies in a basket

society: we won’t judge u. do what makes u happy

me: *does what makes me happy*

society: no not like that

all-funny-memes:

How the devil feels about gay people.

all-funny-memes:

How the devil feels about gay people.