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dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

It was love. Don’t let them tell you any different. Don’t tell yourself otherwise.

bombing:

assassinboygregory:

bombing:

hey what’s up

It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon

thanks

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

cunt-fuck-off:

-meowsitgoing-:

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

How I feel around cunt-fuck-off 24/7
Uh no how I feel around -meowsitgoing- 24/7

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mccoyswife:

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

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teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.